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WTW: New Ghost, Old Ghost [Audio + Video]
Over the past week, there’s been buzz building about the half-secret 20th anniversary Wu-Tang album: after Meth dropped a few hints during a performance in LA, Cappadonna confirmed things were coming...
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Barbie Inc. Unveils African-American Barbie… And Boy, Is She A Cunt.
This is going to be the new African-American Barbie doll, representing what young black American girls should one day aspire to. A blonde weave, fake eyelashes and lenses, fake tits fully exposed...
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CREEPY OLD SLOPPY VIRGIN WITH MONEY HAVING PROBLEMS MEETING CHICKS? TRY...
So this Boss Hog of a douche named Sam runs a succesful Mail Order Bride operation in Colombia. Pay a couple of stacks for a vacay at his resort as he busses in dozens of piss poor third world women...
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Ford Recommends The Figo As A Quality Car For Rapists In India
As women continue to be gang raped in India, the country is facing an embarassing national crisis as the world watches. Enter Ford, who is promoting their “Figo” car in India. To display the roomy...
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How The World Will Be Changed Forever: 3-D Printers
My mind has officially been blown. I just had a moment of clarity that put our time and place in the universe in perspective. Sure, my mind was also blown when at 10 years old, I learned of a box I...
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Get Ready for The Beastie Book
It’s true: white people love coffee table books. There’s nothing better than sipping your coffee from your coffee table lazily flipping through your coffee table book, which accomplishes the task of...
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Poor Yt’s Guide To Wine
I’ve got nothin to talk about so I’m gonna write about wine to meet my jtts deadline. It’s no secret I love me some red wine. JK-3PO and Treez can attest to this. I’ll probably be a red wine drinker...
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Abercrombie Meme = Free Advertising For Amazing Marketing
Ok – you are fat. You are ugly. You are not welcome at Abercrombie and Fitch. Well at least according to the following meme – which admittedly kinda twists dude’s words… but.. The CEO was recently...
View ArticlePharoahe Monch Cashing Salad Checks
Couldn’t happen to a better guy. After losing his shirt on Simon Says years ago, Monchichi has cashed in on some of his music in a big way. His 2007 joint, “Desire”, is featured in this comersh for...
View Article80′s Video Game Commercials
I’m so fucking old. I remember seeing most of these commercials on tv when I was 8.
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Fat Joe Had An Accountant Whose Son Got In An Accident And Is Now A...
In this episode of “The IRS Sonning Rappers”, we catch up with Fat Joseph, who explains how he got to the point of facing a short bid due to racking up a $2 Million tab at Uncle Sam’s Pub.
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Flying Lotus Takes Over GTA V Airwaves
Grand Theft Auto V is already getting that Avatar money. Last week when the game dropped, it instantly made a sonic book on pop culture, from Shaolin to Singapore. It broke the $1 billion mark after...
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I’m In A Glass Case Of Emotion
As the seven of you JTTS readers know, I have faced many driving-related woes over the years. Numerous run-ins with the law and financial instability contributed to me being license-less for the past...
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Faraone’s New Book “I Killed Breitbart” Is Now Available. Buy It Bitches!
Former JTTS blogger Chris Faraone is now on his third book since leaving this blog and abandoning his aspirations of writing about hip hop in lieu of covering politics with a far left leaning skew. In...
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